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netulkoju, jo tad joki zaudē savu skanīgumu :)

What's the difference between a mosquito and blonde girl?

If you slap mosquito it stops sucking!


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How can you tell which end of worm is its head?

Tickle its middle and see which end smiles.


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What is everything a plumber needs to know about his job?

Poop runs downhill and payday is on Friday.

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What's deffinition of Trust?

Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.

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What do DisneyWorkld and Viagra have in common?

They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.

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How do you make man's brain the size of pea?

Inflate it.

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How many men des it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time a woman brings it.

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What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs while you vacuum.

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Why does men prefer intelligent women?

Opposites attract.

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vienīgais, pēdējā bilde laba.. pārējais viduvējs.. :D

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forī, forši emotion
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atbildot uz MrFreeman komentāru " bitch please ::) " huh? :D

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bitch please ::)

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smuka kuc3

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pēdējā bildē tās sievietes čoža , ciskas un dibens veido sirsniņu .. :)

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atbildot uz mazaisdžo komentāru " pēdējā bildē tās sievietes čoža , ciskas un d... " es zināju, ka Tev patiks :D

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kruta žopa ;]

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Sexīgs dupsis!!! :p

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Joki labi, bildes normālas, pēdējā bilde iemesls plusiņam :D

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normāli

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veci joki...bet tik un taa patiik :D

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