Doktora Hausa jociņi.4

Dr. Wilson: [to House] Trying to win Stacy back by killing an animal. Very caveman||||||||||||| Dr. Eric Foreman: This is definitely different. Dr. Robert Chase: [looking at a photograph of House] It looks almost like... Dr. Cameron: ...He's caring.|||||||||||||| Dr. Gregory House: [to EMT guy who has just tried to give directions] You wanted to be a doctor, maybe you should have buckled down a little more in high school.|||||||||| Dr. Robert Chase: I'd give her two months. Dr. Gregory House: On the bright side, it still means I was right.

Dr. Robert Chase: She was fine two hours ago. Dr. Gregory House: If by fine you mean bleeding profusely out of every orifice, then yeah, I believe you.|||||||||| Dr. Robert Chase: In pre-med, I had a professor who... Dr. Gregory House: - touched you in the naughty place?|||||||||| [about Cuddy] Dr. Robert Chase: You two are just too nasty to each other not to have been... nasty. Dr. Gregory House: Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good.||||||||||| [someone is groaning in the restroom stall] Dr. Gregory House: Good lord, are you having a bowel movement or a baby?

Dr. Robert Chase: How'd you like it if I interfered in your personal life? Dr. Gregory House: I'd hate it. That's why, cleverly, I have no personal life.||||||| Dr. Wilson: At least I try. Dr. Gregory House: Well, as long as you're trying to be good, you can do whatever you want. Dr. Wilson: And as long as you're not trying, you can say whatever you want. Dr. Gregory House: So between us we can do anything. We can rule the world! |||||||||Dr. Gregory House: I find your interest interesting.

Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die that she may have cheated on him? Dr. Gregory House: No, I want you to be polite and let her die. |||||||||||||Dr. Gregory House: Chicks dig this [waves cane] Dr. Gregory House: It's better than a puppy!|||||||||||| Dr. Lisa Cuddy: People talk. Dr. Gregory House: About how big your ass is getting? I've been defending you- you got back!|||||||||| Dr. Eric Foreman: You assaulted that man! Dr. Gregory House: Fine. I'll never do it again. Dr. Eric Foreman: Yes you will. Dr. Gregory House: All the more reason this debate is pointless.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I need you to wear your lab coat. Dr. Gregory House: I need two days of outrageous sex with someone obscenely younger than you. Like half your age.||||||||| Dr. Wilson: Billionaires buy movie studios to get laid. They buy hospitals to get respect. Dr. Gregory House: And the reason you want respect? Dr. Wilson: To... get laid.|||||||||| Dr. Gregory House: [searching Cuddy's house for the cause of her handyman's illness] [holds up a thong] Dr. Gregory House: Does this count as red?|||||||||| Dr. Gregory House: I'm extremely disappointed. I send you out for exciting, new designer drugs, you come back with tomato sauce. |||||||||||Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Your reputation won't last if you don't do your job; the clinic is part of your job. I want you to do your job. Dr. Gregory House: But as the philosopher Jagger once said "You can't always get what you want."

Dr. Gregory House: I take risks, sometimes patients die, but not taking risks causes more patients to die - so I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math.||||||||| Dr. Gregory House: McPhearson? Horrible doctor, I heard he tortured kittens. Dr. Lisa Cuddy: No, McDonald. Dr. Gregory House: Oh, McDonald? Wonderful Doctor, loves kittens||||||||||| Dr. Cameron: [discussing a patient's diagnosis] What about sex? Dr. Gregory House: Well, it might get complicated. We work together. I am older, certainly, but maybe you like that. Dr. Cameron: I meant maybe he has neurosyphilis. Dr. Gregory House: Heh, nice cover.

Dr. Eric Foreman: You are aware of the Hippocratic oath, right? Dr. Gregory House: The one that starts, "First, do no harm", then goes on to tell us: no abortions, no seductions, and definitely no cutting of those who labor beneath the stone? Yeah, took a read once. Wasn't impressed.||||||||||| Dr. Eric Foreman: This guy's been injecting himself how many times a day? All it'd take is one slip of the needle to cause an air embolus. Dr. Gregory House: So air is keeping him from breathing air. Let's go with that for the irony.||||||||||||||| Dr. Gregory House: The drugs don't make me high, they make me neutral.

Dr. Wilson: Did you know your phone is dead? Do you ever recharge the batteries? Dr. Gregory House: They recharge? I just keep buying new phones|||||||||||||. Dr. Gregory House: Sorry, I missed that. White count's been down since the Ricky Martin concert. Some cholo kicked me in the head||||||||||||||||||. Dr. Gregory House: You know me. Hostility makes me shrink up like a... [pauses] I can't think of a non-sexual metaphor. ||||||||||Dr. Cameron, Dr. Eric Foreman, Dr. Robert Chase: [speaking about patient's symptoms] We've got rectal bleeding. Dr. Gregory House: What, all three of you?||||||||||||| [House has a patient, and finds Chase chatting up a girl] Dr. Gregory House: [to Chase] Hey, how's that anal fissure?